They started World War I and now they are trying to drag all of us into World War III. Make no mistake, they never learn and they never forget. They see no future there, it's just the past repeating itself over and over again!
They will do it and they don't care if they destroy the civilized world in the process. We have to be very very careful in dealing with them. But deal with them we must, if for no other reason than to protect ourselves...

BTW, my dear, I have given the vocational conundrum you face some very serious thought, and I think you should (and I am not kidding, I am perfectly serious) apply to the CIA (and I DON'T mean the cooking school in Hyde Park, NY either!)

It'd be perfect for you, and you already have the perfect cover!